HOW TO RAISE A JEWISH DOG
by Ellis Weiner & Barbara Davilman, (The Rabbis of Boca Raton) (See other books by author)

Summary: This book is a work of humor, and the people, places, and animals in it are all used fictitiously. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show you how, step by step, to use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm, and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog.

"The Rabbis" have been training dogs - and their owners - for twenty years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere.

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This book is a work of humor, and the people, places, and animals in it are all used fictitiously. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show you how, step by step, to use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm, and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog. "The Rabbis" have been training dogs - and their owners - for twenty years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don't have to be Jewish to benefit from their program. Just neurotic. Or crazy about your dog.

It's all here:

* The five ways of commanding "Sit!" ("What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?")
* A useful list of Advanced Commands ("Don't stare at Cousin Edith's hair when she comes over.")
* How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys ("Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.")
* Sensitive, age-appropriate commands for the older dog ("Don't start.")

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Table Of Contents

Chapter 1, Page 1

• DIVINE CANINE - THE MONKS' WAY TO A HAPPY, OBEDIENT DOG
• HOW TO BE YOUR DOG'S BEST FRIEND, 2ND EDITION
• DON'T SHOOT THE DOG
• WHAT SHAMU TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE, LOVE AND MARRIAGE
• THEY MOVED MY BOWL

• WHEN PIGS FLY - TRAINING SUCCESS WITH IMPOSSIBLE DOGS
• ON TALKING TERMS WITH DOGS - CALMING SIGNALS, 2ND EDITION
• ULTIMATE DIET - NATURAL NUTRITION FOR DOGS AND CATS
• CONTROL UNLEASHED - CREATING A FOCUSED AND CONFIDENT DOG
• FIGHT! - A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO THE TREATMENT OF DOG-DOG AGGRESSION